…she scratched her booty.”
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Who I Am…
I'm the author of six novels, a novella, a kerfuffle of short stories, and some other stuff, including ghostwriting some well-known books. I also write on the Hollywood side and have dabbled with stage productions.
I love words. It's as simple as that. Words are keys to the portals of countless universes of the mind; keys that, when turned correctly, can set the human spirit free.
And for the last time, Lolita Files is my real name. There are plenty of Files family members and folks who can corroborate this. As for the "Lolita" part, my mom named me after the Kubrick movie based on Nabokov's book, although she saw or read neither. Her entire life, she had no idea "Lolita" had sexual overtones. Don't believe me? She once asked me what "the C-word" was after she heard the phrase on Judge Judy. So yes, my mom totally missed the whole slut thing associated with my name. Still, I rise!!!
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NEO Predators Semi-Pro Football
The Northeast Ohio Predators is a service-oriented semi-professional football organization in the Heartland Football League (HFL). We are strongly committed to providing amateur players from throughout northeast Ohio’s football-rich area with the opportunity to sharpen and showcase their talents while giving back to the communities that we call home.