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A very, very dear friend sent me an e-mail on Saturday. He’d just received a copy of my brand-spanking-new book, Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame., which will be dropping shortly. He loved the way it looked. Actually, he loved everything about it. In his excitement to convey those sentiments, (I think) he left the letter “r” off the word “you.” I believe he meant to type “Your shit rocks.” I don’t know, I kind of like “You shit rocks” better. That’s like the ultimate compliment, don’t you think? I’d have to be a bad bitch to shit rocks and live to tell about it.

Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame.
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