The Great and Wonderful Karu F. Daniels has just ensured my eternal servitude. Not only did I get that really great headlining feature on AOL Black Voices this week, they’ve taken it up another notch and put me on the front page of AOL Black Voices as the lead flash photo story for the Entertainment section. Here’s the screenshot (notice I circled the Kanye West Poses as Jesus in red):
How hot is that? That cat was Jesus this week, yet I got the front page (he’s probably like, “yeah, bitch, but did you get the cover of Rolling Stone?”)
To which I’d say…”Gimme time, gimme time.” Or, as my editor, Jennifer Pooley, told me:
“Obviously you better go find some water to walk on.”
I’m still trying to perfect that trick. In the meantime, umma go find some pants to fit these big balls o’mine. I would wear a skirt, but it’s been windy here of late. All it’d take is one quick breeze. Once L.A. got a glimpse of my uber-nuts, it just might shut down the whole damn city.
AOL Black Voices
AOL News: Kanye West Poses as Jesus for Rolling Stone
Previously: The Lo Zone: Kanye West Has Galactic Balls
Previously: AOL Black Voices: BV Entertainment Newswire Jan 23: Lolita Files, Juelz Santana, Lou Gossett, Jr., Barbara Britton
Previously: The Lo Zone: Karu F. Daniels Rocks!!!
8 thoughts on “The Greatest What-The-Fuck Of All: My Balls Are More Galactic Than The Galactic Balls Of Black Jesus.”
>can't comment now…too busy laffin'…ROFL!!!!!!
>These big balls are itchy. I don't know how you men do it.
>Sweet! Swing 'em low, baby. Just don't hit anyone or they might take you on Judge Judy. "Yes, judge, this woman hit me with her balls as I was walking down the street. I'm suing on the grounds of my black eye and severely damaged psyche."
>ROFL!! "Severely damaged psyche." I love it!!! Big balls'll do that.
>Yeah, some guys have issues with "well-endowed" ladies like ourselves. And I, personally, find that really goddamned funny. 😉
>"Ball envy." LOL. How sad is that? As if men didn't have enough to be paranoid about, now they're insecure about their ballage too.
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