Britney Attempts To Ward Off DHS With Half-Ass Explanation.

More fallout from the Britney Spears/endangered baby Federspawn furor.

Per an article in USA Today, Spears claims she was just scurred:

“I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger,” Spears said in statement released late Monday.

“I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm’s way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us,” she said. “I love my child and would do anything to protect him.”

Sure. Now they’re the ‘physically aggressive paparazzi.’ Isn’t she one of the few (a group which includes papwhore Paris Hilton) who loves having the attention of the paps? Wasn’t it just a mere two weeks ago when her beloved paps helped push her car out of the road when the overpriced thing put her down?

Well, the paps ain’t trying to hear that have-it-both-ways crap, particularly X17, the company that took the pictures:

“These pictures were taken in a very peaceful context, in which photographers exhibited no aggressive behavior,” the agency said in a statement released to Access Hollywood. “We believe that the pictures speak for themselves.”

Guess that means the love affair between Brit and the pappies is officially over. They’ve probably declared war on her ass after this. Expect to see her in even more uncouth shots, considering how trashy she is to begin with.

I personally don’t know why everybody’s surprised about this. Britney doesn’t hesitate to put her own life in danger (fucking K-Fed*?…

…and walking barefoot into and out of a public restroom*?!!)…

…so what’s to be expected of how she’ll deal with a baby?

(*Both pics from

Big Ups to Lo Zone reader and dear, dear friend/sis, Yvette Hayward, aka Ettevy, for additional material. We luh dat bitch!!!

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