This guy shoots his hunting buddies “by accident.” So you can only imagine how fucked the rest of us are.
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a campaign contributor during a weekend quail hunt on a friend’s South Texas ranch, local authorities and the vice president’s office said Sunday.
The wounded man, 78-year-old Harry Whittington, was in intensive care at a Corpus Christi hospital after being hit by several pellets of birdshot Saturday afternoon, hospital spokesman Peter Banko told CNN.
The man was 78, had contributed to a campaign before, and STILL he was shot in the face?
Dang. I’d hate to make Cheney mad for real.
*Yo, if I’m missing tomorrow, send a team out looking for me. Don’t forget about your girl like that. Oh yeah…bring some fried chicken. And a Pepsi. Cold.