One of my favorite sites, Gallery of the Absurd, has a rendering of former Sexiest Man In The Galaxy, Brad Pitt, as a veritable man-slave for his girlfriend (wife?) Angelina Jolie and her ever-expanding rainbow brood. What’s interesting is that several of my friends and I have been discussing for some months now how amazing it is that Angelina’s been able to take this original stoner, man’s man kind of guy and turn him into The World’s Sexiest Nanny. Apparently much of the world (that cares) has been thinking the same thing. It’s great to see it captured in a drawing. This is a depiction of The Bradster as a pull toy. Check it out.
Brad Pitt has gone from sexiest man alive to subservient, pitiful yes-man who does whatever his girlfriend says. Ever since he met Angelina, he seems to have completely forgotten his self-identity. Don’t believe us? Consider the following:
Angelina wears dark clothes, and what do you know…..Brad has started wearing dark clothes.
Angelina is a pilot….and SURPRISE! Brad wants to be a pilot.
Angelina is a Goodwill Ambassador, now Brad wants to be a Goodwill Ambassador.
AND…. the most obvious example of Brad’s spineless metamorphosis can be observed in how Angelina grabs his hand and leads the way at each and every photo op. Brad is a pull toy, a handsome man on wheels who tends and entertains the kids while Angelina dazzles.
Curious about the shiny red button on the Pull Toy’s back? Press it and Pull Toy happily responds:
“Whatever makes you happy, dear.”
“I agree with you dear, excellent idea.”
“Whatever you say dear.”
This painting is dedicated to Jennifer Aniston. The tabloids claim you’re still attached to Brad, but we hope you take one glance at this post and immediately forget him.