Why, you might ask? Because I’ve been immortalized, baby. Fa sho’. One of my favorite artists ever, Prince…
…has a song on his new cd, 3121, called what?
Yeah. That’s right. There it is, circled in red.
So guess what? That makes me a triple threat, as my dear, dear friend, the super duper, fan-friggin’-tastic
Bubby Eric Jerome Dickey…
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
lo has a gun and will use it
prince will sang about her
and older men will shoot other older men
have a one-sided gunfight for her honor
I got a po-em!! I got a po-em!!
(Doing the Eddie Murphy “I got some ice cream and you ain’t got none” dance.)