He said it like maybe it was an oversight or something on my part. Au contrare. You see, LoZone, much like Sasha Fierce (Beyonce’s alter-ego), is a skanktastic, exhibitionistic, pole-hunching WHORE. (Hey, somebody’s gotta do it…certainly not me.)
So, FYI, she’s missing bloomers for a reason: she’s a skank. And true skanks need the occasional lower breeze just to keep them going.
Know what I mean? So, in the words of Meredith Vieira, just sit back and…”Enjoy the view.”