For those of you who don’t know anything about my new book, Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame...
…it centers around a gorgeous blonde, blue-eyed, genius of a man named Penn Hamilton, who wants to be the ultimate brand. He raps, he writes books, he’s an artiste, an actor, and he’s sleazy-sexy in a real predatory kind of way.
…paid particular attention to some comments she made in a much-talked-about upcoming article:
In her interview with Elle magazine, Paris Hilton reveals she’s the most awesomest girl on the planet and so talented she makes Mozart look like horse shit. She says:
“I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books.”
Yikes!!! Penn lives!!!
Wonder if I’ll get a percentage of his sex tape when it hits the streets.