…and Starring Paris Hilton As Penn Hamilton.

For those of you who don’t know anything about my new book, Sex.Lies.Murder.Fame...

…it centers around a gorgeous blonde, blue-eyed, genius of a man named Penn Hamilton, who wants to be the ultimate brand. He raps, he writes books, he’s an artiste, an actor, and he’s sleazy-sexy in a real predatory kind of way.

Well, the gossip blog, The Superficial, in their assessment of the skankadociouscankeriffic blight upon the earth’s surface that is Paris Hilton

NastyParis

…paid particular attention to some comments she made in a much-talked-about upcoming article:

In her interview with Elle magazine, Paris Hilton reveals she’s the most awesomest girl on the planet and so talented she makes Mozart look like horse shit. She says:

“I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books.”

Yikes!!! Penn lives!!!

Wonder if I’ll get a percentage of his sex tape when it hits the streets.

5 thoughts on “…and Starring Paris Hilton As Penn Hamilton.

  1. >Yup you spelled Beryl right, Juan. And I think Paris might have Beryl beat in the butt-ugly department (despite what the magazines would have us believe). She's hideous, through and through. Beryl was just busted on the outside, but she had a good heart.

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  2. >True dat!I am getting into the book and these characters are amazing. I can't decide who I want to cheer for more — so right now I am cheering for the African Violets 🙂

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  3. >yeah, she would make a great beryl, but the fugg'n scenes, you're going to need a stunt double and whoever gonna play penn will thank the lawd for that! ;-P

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