(Haha, that’s one of her words. I would never say some corny shizz like that. “Trust.” So damn silly.)

Anyway, she’s finishing up that thing. You know, that thing. Hey, I don’t know what that thing is either, but she’s been working on it for awhile now, and she’s got just a couple more days to get it done.

In the meantime, let’s party!!! If someone comes up with a stripper pole, I’ll slide down it for you. I just read Confessions of a Video Vixen…

I prefer to be called HoZone when I’m dressed like this. Alright, c’mon!!! Who wants a piece-a me???!!! Bring it on!!!!

Where’s my pole?????????!!!!!!