As y’all know, I can’t wait for this movie. It just might turn it into the summer’s big blockbuster hit.
In the meantime, though, here’s something we can all focus on: the what-ifs. And just in case you happen to find yourself at 30,000 feet with a shitload of slithering terror, well…here’s a handy-dandy guide on just what to do.
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Fly safe, people!!! Try not to get bit!!!
Scuttleslut: WARNING: What to Do for Snakes on a Plane
Previously: The Lo Zone: Snakes On A Plane!!!!
The Lo Zone 
>on the real…the best thing to do in "such" a situation is do…..nothing. snakes are reactive by nature. they normally don't attack you unless provoked. being a country bo' from the south, you see snakes as common as deer, rabbits, coons, possums, etc. one of the most poisonous snake in the world is the black mamba in africa. and it's also the fastest snake in the world. if provoked, it can run like 15 mph on the ground and then bite your ass to die in about 4 hours later. it's venom is so poisonous that once bitten your blood will eventually harden within your body forcing itself out of every porous hole on you, ears, nose, mouth and so on.in the u.s. look out for rattlesnakes, cottonmouth water moccasins and coral snakes.
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>Thanks for officially scaring the shit out of us, Lance.
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