Soap to clear up THE ACNE ON YOUR ASS.
First of all, if you’ve got acne on your ass, the last thing you should be focusing on is soap. You shouldn’t even be reading this blog. You need to be in a dermatologist’s office bent over, right now.
Second, as if your bumpy ass isn’t frightening enough, there’s some stuff that can freshen your pooper pucker so that it smells clean and minty, if that’s important to you. It’s called…
You can’t make this stuff up, people.
Hmmm. I don’t know if this makes me self-conscious or not. I don’t have crackne, but is my butt minty enough?
Yet another thing for me to have to worry about. As if I need more.