Who Comes Up With This Stuff?

Soap to clear up THE ACNE ON YOUR ASS.

Okay?

First of all, if you’ve got acne on your ass, the last thing you should be focusing on is soap. You shouldn’t even be reading this blog. You need to be in a dermatologist’s office bent over, right now.

Second, as if your bumpy ass isn’t frightening enough, there’s some stuff that can freshen your pooper pucker so that it smells clean and minty, if that’s important to you. It’s called…

Sphincterine.

You can’t make this stuff up, people.

I learned about these lovely products from a piece in today’s Page Six about Howard Stern giving away gift bags at his film festival. He’s including these two items as a part of the swag.

Hmmm. I don’t know if this makes me self-conscious or not. I don’t have crackne, but is my butt minty enough?

*Sigh*

Yet another thing for me to have to worry about. As if I need more.

Page Six: X-Rated Swag

4 thoughts on “Who Comes Up With This Stuff?

  1. >Yaaaay, Rich!!! We love having you here. It's crazy up in The Lo Zone. You think I'm nutty, wait until you get to know the people who regularly comment.FYI, y'all…Rich is an old friend that I've just become reconnected with after nearly fourteen years. It's good to cyber-see him again. I love the fact that the internet makes it possible for old friends to reconnect.

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