Hmmm. Just so I don’t confuse you, the title of this blog post comes from the opening line of a hit song the Red Hot Chili Peppers had a few years ago called “Scar Tissue.” I really like that song. Can’t say the same for this picture, though.
I feel awful. I have friends who are her friend. My friends are nice people who really like her. They are probably so ashamed of me now. I don’t dislike her. This is purely an asthetic assessment. I mean, this was her at The Daytime Emmys, for criminy, and this is a pop culture blog. We talk about pop culture here. Star’s new titties are front and center in the pop culture dialogue. She put ’em there. She’s the one who told us about ’em.
(But seriously, folks…if you’re going to wear provocative clothing, it should hide your scar. You lose the effect. It totally distracts your eyes from what you’re supposed to be looking at. I mean, have you even noticed how lovely her new titties are?)