I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but this is some pretty funny shit.
Mary Blake of suburban Cleveland opened her patio door Wednesday to let her border collie back inside and was shocked when a female deer followed close behind.
Blake says she tried to shut the door, but the deer knocked it off track and then knocked into Blake and started stomping her.
Blake frantically called police as the deer damaged her walls, furniture and some keepsakes.
Two police officers arrived and were able to coax the deer outside.
Blake was treated at the hospital for bruises and cuts on her arms, legs and stomach. She has 27 stitches on her right knee.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Damn. What’s next? Killer squirrels?
The Lo Zone 
>don't border collies look sumptin' like "lassie" from t.v. fame? so, lassie "basically" didn't do dick and let the deer whup up on the owner??? wtf?!!! trade that dog in for a shotgun!you can classify this dog…A PUSSY!good lookin' mel & eric!
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>speaking of killer squirrels, i have had an idea that's been tumblin' in my head for a comedy about killer squirrels. something silly like "attack of the killer tomatoes"…that genre of entertainment. matt, are you wid me?
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>"Squirlz Gone Wild"?…."Acorns Away My Boy"?….I'm up for it…not like my stuff is sellin'….:)
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>I'm currently working on a biography of Milton Bradley's life…"He Got Games"…
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>lol…that's a good one matt…"he got games"
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