This headline really caught my attention.
Per the article:
A man paralysed from the neck down has shown he can open email, control a TV and move objects with a robotic arm by thought alone.
The 25-year-old American patient, Matthew Nagle, had a computer-linked implant placed in his brain that enabled him to operate devices just by thinking about it.
I used to be able to control one of my exes’ penis with the power of thought.
I have another friend (you know who you are) who said she possessed similar powers. She could think about wanting to have sex and her man would instantly want it, on command.
Imagine if women like us pooled our collective penis-controlling mental powers. There was a catch, though. (Isn’t there always when it comes to a penis?) See, I knew how to make it go up, but I had no clue how to will the damn thing down when it popped up at inappropriate moments. Men and their…brains.
I guess that’s why they call ’em “tricky dicks.”