>Okay, I couldn’t ignore this one. After I read about it yesterday, I was like, alright, I’ve just gotta share this with the Lo Zoners.
So this girl has two (count ’em…1, 2) va-jay-jays. What? I’m not making this up. It was in an article in Esquire. To wit:
What I’ve got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there’s a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I’m one in a million.
For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You’d think I could have saved one of them for marriage.
When I was dating, I’d just say, “So I have a little something to tell you.” I never got any other reaction except, “Oh, my God, that’s so cool,” because they’d want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they’re both tight. That’s a plus. I’ve got two G-spots, too, so I’ve always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.
I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it’s hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor’s like, “Do you mind if I call in a few people, ’cause you know we’ve all heard of this but we’ve never seen it.”
Wow. Now that’s something. I’m just curious…fellas, would you find it ideal to have a girl with two peepers or would it be too much pressure? And ladies, would you want double the pleasure (multiple, multiple orgasms) and double the pain (cramps, two times)?