“We are not brainwashed, mistreated, neglected, malnourished, illiterate, defective or dysfunctional,” 17-year-old Jessica said. “My brothers and sisters are freethinking, independent people; some who have chosen this lifestyle, while others have branched out to a diversity of religions.”
Uh-huh. Just wait until that one night when you’re really horny, but you can’t get any action because it’s wife number three’s night. (And it’s always Wife #3, never Husband #3; for some reason, polygamy, in these instances, always means polygyny, not polyandry).
*Somehow I get the feeling that Big Love could never work with an all-black scenario. The minute those women wrapped their heads around the concept that their man was gonna be getting all the ass he could eat from each of them, the sistahs would momentarily turn on each other, come to their senses, hug it out, then turn on him. He’d end up cut, shot, and given a grits bath. Big Love would suddenly become Big Bills…Doctor Bills. Nurses in a burn unit picking grits off one-by-one can be pretty costly. I’m just sayin’.