Git Yer Ass And Gas, Right Here!!! (Or, "Two Rides For The Price Of Slightly More Than One.")

Looks like some clever folks in Australia have figured out a way to take the bite out of high gas prices. Or at least make them, um, go down easier.

“If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter,” Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters Wednesday.

There is no link between brothels, petrol providers or supermarkets but brothels like The Site and Madame Kerry’s say the system is simple.

Once you’ve filled up your car, bring your receipt to the brothel and they’ll discount the price of your visit.

The bill for a full 50-liter tank at 126.9 cents per liter comes to A$63.45 ($48.22). With the offered 20c a liter discount, the petrol bill would have instead come to A$53.45.

That A$10 difference is taken off the A$150 cost of a 30-minute session with one of the brothel’s “service providers.”

While this is, admittedly, a unique way of dealing with the gas crisis, it’s a bit one-sided in that it only provides women. Where are the men? This discount should apply to all, not just some.

A man must have come up with this.

Brothels take the sting out of pump prices

5 thoughts on “Git Yer Ass And Gas, Right Here!!! (Or, "Two Rides For The Price Of Slightly More Than One.")

  1. >Equal opportunity trick aside, I think this idea has merit. I am glad to see the entrepreneurial spirit alive and well.Apparently, it's hard for pimps everywhere


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