>She’s here!!! She’s here!!! The
alien baby Suri Cruise is finally here!!!
Vanity Fair released the very first pictures of Tom Cruise and
Katie Kate Holmes‘ long-hidden baby Suri today.
Katie Couric even started in her new evening anchor position yesterday by debuting the baby’s pictures.
(Guess she was scared to stand on the strength of just reporting hard news, so, when in doubt, whip an alien baby out.)
She’s quite the little stunner.
Just don’t stare too long or she’ll stun you for real and disintegrate you with laser beams from her alien eyes!!!*
*…just kidding. I think…
World gets first look at Suri Cruise