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Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.
The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.
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Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. The phones were relatively small — about as long as an adult forefinger.
Authorities also found nine cell phone chips, each slightly larger than a fingernail, and one charger.
“Each one had a cellular with a number of chips,” Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.
Heck, I guess if you’re a man in prison, better a phone going up your ass than something else. Unless, that is, you’d prefer something else.
Whatever blows your butt up.
The Lo Zone 
>and for an extra thrill…they used the vibrator option to squelch the ring-a-ling of the phone…….and get that tinglin' non-dick'd sensation….talk about a "booty call"
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>ROFL at Lance. You need to sleep later . . . you're insane that early in the morning.Lo, stay off those Mexican news services, but damn, just think of the collect call charges their families are saving.
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>You all can't make me laugh this early in the morning when Im at work. People are looking at me like Im crazy.
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>I heard it worked well but their reception was shit.
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>That was a good one Matt.
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>Gee-Dubya: Can you hear me? Can you hear me?Lance: HELL NAW, why should we listen to an asshole like you?!!!!well, y'all…it's 9/11 time in the city again….anybody lookin' like bin laden and 'nem…stay at home or drive a cab, unless you wanna be public enemy #1..yeah, it's like that here
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