>There’s Always Gray’s Papaya.*

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Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later because of psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

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Fourteen days after the penis transplant, the recipient and his wife requested that the organ be removed “because of the wife’s psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis,” the surgeons report in the journal.

Hmmm. So let me get this straight: the substitute meat worked but the wife just couldn’t wrap her, uh, anything around the fact that her man had foreign meat on him. Plus it was swole.

I guess that would mess with my head, too, but I’d be more afraid of the new dong coming loose during a really heated session and being left up inside of…and then me looking down and seeing that my man’s got nothing there anymore because I’ve somehow ripped it off and it’s now stuck in my…

Oh, don’t make me go on with this. I’m a writer, so I can go off some really deep ends. I think y’all get my point.*


*For those non-New Yorkers who don’t know, Gray’s Papaya is a very famous, very popular, extremely cheap hot dog joint in the city that’s open 24 hours a day.

**I love trotting out that picture of grilled dick. Isn’t that the cutest thing ever? Wonder if it tastes like chicken…?

AP: Penis transplant removed after two weeks

7 thoughts on “>There’s Always Gray’s Papaya.*

  1. >ROFL!!!! ROFL!!!!…you got mad jokes this mornin' lo…it's 2am, nyc time and i'm loving this blog.yeah, gray's papaya has the best franks in town. my only "beef" with them is that they don't served chili with their hot dogs. you know how us kuntry boys like to get down!

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  2. >We just can't get away from the roasted dick photo. Lo, you are wrong for that. But everyone has to have their ace that they get to play every now and then. Hey Sheletha, you're a cutie, that is if I picked you out right. I left you a comment on the blog post from yesterday.

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  3. >Yeah, I'd hate my wife to read about me mentioning your twins (you know how us men are) and how fine some of the other ladies are in your group. Did I just say that? Dang, I'm busted. She shouldn't mind, she knows I only have eyes for her.

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