Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later because of psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.
Fourteen days after the penis transplant, the recipient and his wife requested that the organ be removed “because of the wife’s psychological rejection as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis,” the surgeons report in the journal.
Hmmm. So let me get this straight: the substitute meat worked but the wife just couldn’t wrap her, uh, anything around the fact that her man had foreign meat on him. Plus it was swole.
I guess that would mess with my head, too, but I’d be more afraid of the new dong coming loose during a really heated session and being left up inside of…and then me looking down and seeing that my man’s got nothing there anymore because I’ve somehow ripped it off and it’s now stuck in my…
*For those non-New Yorkers who don’t know, Gray’s Papaya is a very famous, very popular, extremely cheap hot dog joint in the city that’s open 24 hours a day.
**I love trotting out that picture of grilled dick. Isn’t that the cutest thing ever? Wonder if it tastes like chicken…?