OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 5 1/2″ long (insertable) and 1 1/8″ in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!
nasty cool is that? I mean, who comes up with this stuff?
I think this is absolutely ridiculous. Well, maybe not absolutely. Okay, it might not be ridiculous at all, per se. Truth be told, it’s actually kinda clever. I might not kick it out of bed if someone threw it at me. I might pick it up and study it, in a clinical, for the sake of gaining knowledge kind of way. I am a writer, after all. Research is a part of the job. What????
*Just kidding, y’all. I mean, do I look like I’d use a vibrator? Please.
(running out the room)