Awl About Eve Adam.

A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

“You can’t get much more concealed than that,” Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

There you have it, people. An awl in the ass beats two in the…aw, you get my point. Speaking of points, how this guy managed to cram that thing up his butt without puncturing anything inside is beyond me. Yeah, I know it was wrapped in electrical tape, but still. Either he’s real hollow or he’s freakin’ Houdini. Yikes!!!

Yahoo News: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

7 thoughts on “Awl About Eve Adam.

  1. >Okay Rich, your comment just made me totally laugh out loud. It reminded me of a scene in the Woody Allen movie, "Husbands and Wives." Woody's character was having an argument with his wife, who was played by Woody's then-lover, Mia Farrow. He suddenly goes from angrily arguing with her to stroking her romantically, with no transition whatsoever. She looks at him with confusion and quasi-disgust and says, "You get sexual at the oddest times."I know it's different from your comment, but what you said just conjured up the tone of that scene. I'm still laughing.


  2. >It was an easy task for him to shove that up there. I used to be a prison guard. My inmates shoved toothbrushes, brushes, tubes of toothpast, and shanks up their arse all the time. Damn idiots


  3. >I guess when you take it up the back side so much, it's easy to store stuff up there. Remember Richard Gere and the Gerbel incident. Where's Matt, we you need an off the wall remark to end to your comment.


  4. >Shanks but no shanks.Not the kind of secret you can "sit on" too long, eh?"Awl", hell no!Think his rectum got the point?I'm tired. EVERYONE REMEMBER TO VOTE TUESDAY!!


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