>Because nothing says “that turns me on” like a dictator’s face sheathed on a dick:
A condom seller has been ordered to shut his shop for displaying his wares without Chinese instructions and in “inappropriate packages,” including ones bearing a likeness of Mao Zedong, a state newspaper said.
The condoms were wrapped in small metal containers decorated with funny pictures or images of historical people.
“Zhang printed China’s national emblem on a condom called ‘lady-killers’, and on the packing of the box was the image of soldier Lei Feng and the country’s late Chairman Mao Zedong,” the newspaper said.
You know what I’m thinking. Somewhere out there, someone’s blowing some ancient dong (I imagine only an older man would find this cool) rubber-wrapped with Chairman Mao…
They should come up with rubber gloves with Bush’s face on the palm for exclusive use by proctologists. He’s had his hands up our ass for the past six years. Might as well have his face on the gloves to prove it.