Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.
But they don’t want you marching in the streets. They’d much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
“The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” Reffell said Sunday. “Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.”
There you go, people. Let’s all come together…er…let’s all do our part for world peace by getting a piece.
Just make sure the piece you get doesn’t pull a bust ‘n’ bounce…
…or the negative feelings it leaves behind will cancel out your peace effort altogether.