>An Entire Nation Of Wee Willie Winkies.


Talk about a national crisis…

Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn’t do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

“One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis,” the council’s Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.

Puri said many men in India, which has the world’s highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.

“We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs,” he said.

Aw, that’s so sad. But what’s even sadder (and more infuriating) is the guy who boldly asks for a box of Magnums (XL’s!!!) and not only doesn’t come close to filling it out lengthwise, it sags around the sides like an old basketball sock.

You know you’ve seen him.

I sure have.

Stay away, Eenie-Weenie Peenie Man, with your trick box of supersized condoms. You’re overselling. Big time.

*Maybe the smallish Indian guys and Eenie-Weenie Peenie Man should try out these really cool condoms called TheyFit

…the world’s first sized-to-fit condom line (70 custom-fit sizes!!!). You can download a Fit Kit right HERE to get started on your own tailor-made love glove.

**On the real, I’d hate to meet the guy in the size 1 range of the TheyFit line, and I’d be extra scared to meet a size 70!!!

Reuters: Speak up, sir…You need the extra small condoms?

35 thoughts on “>An Entire Nation Of Wee Willie Winkies.

  1. >When I read this post, I couldn't get the tune to "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie" out of my head…lol…no we don't want no one minute man nor one inch men. Now thanks to these studies, I know I need to stick with my black men…I have a better chance of avoiding the Wee Willie Winkies…lol


  2. >ohhhh weee….this is when the issue of "does size matter?" pops up again (pun intended).everybody say it with me:"Its Gotta Have Weight On It"welcome myspace buddy Sheila!!!!


  3. >I guess guys won't be so quick to say "I got indian in my family." Good hair or not! Whether it's the feather or the dot that just fucked up the whole thing.;)God IS LO-ZONE!welcome back.


  4. >ROFL, Anonymous!!! 'Cause us black folks shole is quick to claim our Indian heritage. (My maternal grandfather was half-white/ half-Choctaw. Hope my brother ain't got no issues!!!)Boy, am I glad I'm a girl!!!


  5. >i'm sho as hell thinkin' they're talkin' about them dot injuns ONLY….our native americans had the BALLS to whup up on some white folks after they start'd ackin' up after supper. (thankgiving)


  6. >"in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload,"- posti thought africa was first…i guess it's good NOT to be numero uno in some things.


  7. >Damn, Dawnya!! He showed you the goods and then you mocked them? LOL!! Girl, you don't play!! I always try to be so courteous and cautious of a guy's feelings when they (as Jigga says) "show us what they got." Your method totally cuts out all the BS and is probably much more effective.


  8. >gud lawd pop rocks…that motion in the ocean, to float your boat rule doesn't fly with you eh?i guess big gurls need big thangs…(;-o <=== oops, did i say dat?


  9. >ROFL. Lo…why waste his time and mine. I ain't got time for the games. Thank God my white husband (LOL) ain't lacking…because love or not I would have had to get rid of his behind. Girly_girl…I saw your brothers picture…it wasn't him…maybe a cousin or something. LOLLance…you need to go to Def Comedy Jam!!


  10. >ditto on that one dawyna…"one person kayak"…lmao!shit, y'all never get me on def comedy jam, with all dem niggas n the audience???..(YES, LADIES & GENTLEMEN, NIGGAS!!!!)…i would be toast! don't believe me ask DOUG WILLIAMS!


  11. >"Thank God my white husband (LOL) ain't lacking" – Dawnyayo sho, ain't no brudda in him?…at least nose, lips, hair (gotta be kinky somewhere, check the back!)does he eat fried chick'n a lot?drink red kool-aid?have the t.v. and stereo on at the same time, full blast?are you sho?…lol


  12. >OH, NO…NOT THE ROASTED DICK AGAIN!!!!….AWWWW, THE SHAME. THE HUMANITY!!!!! AIIIIIEEEE!!!!(;-O <===== lance holdin' his shit!okay, that's enuff jokes…gotta go make the pepsi!!!


  13. >Lance…he does have a little negro in him. He wants fried chicken all the time…he calls it "red" Kool-aide..and if I make greens and cornbread I better eat it before he sees it or it is a done deal. ROFL. But that whole kinky hair thing…i'm sorry…but i make him shave his body because it is to hairy…that shit is gross. ROFLMAO!!


  14. >The topic of sex always brings out the wildly funny side in this audience. The list is getting longer:"Its Gotta Have Weight On It"I guess guys won't be so quick to say "I got indian in my family." Good hair or not! "i guess big gurls need big thangs…""It's never enjoyable when the boat is more like a one-person kayak.""Thank God my white husband (LOL) ain't lacking…" (I guess getting something new ain't so bad after all.)


  15. >Im sure ladies you will all agree that size does matter. Today is my first day discovering the lo zone and it has really gotten me through a really boring work day. I thank you all for the laughs and smiles.


  16. >Well, Nette, you are in for quite a treat. We really get down up in here. Welcome to the table. Oh, and I'm glad to see we got another Floridian in the house. I'm originally from Jacksonville myself.


  17. >Awwww Nette, I'm sorry your initiation is in the tiny penis forum! Shame, heh?Like I've said many times on this site, "Most women who claim their men have small genitalia most certainly have enormous vaginas!"I once had a girlfriend who complained I was too small. Then again, I do recall flicking quarters into her snatch from across the room. Ah, those were the days. And the lays. Course she wouldn't know, her slit had more square footage than a two bedroom, two bath condo in Van Nuys.Yet, I digress…


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