>Pupsuckle Toes?

>This must be what happens when you take a puppy away from its mother too soon:

A puppy chewed off four of a baby girl’s toes next to her sleeping parents, who were then booked on charges of child desertion and criminal negligence, police said Monday.

Mary Shannon Hansche, 22, and Christopher Wayne Hansche, 26, told police they woke to the baby’s cries, found her mangled foot and took her to the hospital early Sunday.

Police said that they were sleeping on a mattress and that the month-old girl was in an infant seat beside them when the 6-week-old pit bull began chewing on her toes.

“They did not see the dog injuring the child,” police spokesman Mark Natale said.

The puppy might have been trying to nurse on the toes of the baby, a veterinarian speculated.

“I know that sounds a little far-fetched, but that’s the first thing that comes to my mind,” Michael Dale said.

Wow. I often fall asleep with my dogs somewhere nearby. Thank goodness they’ve never pulled anything like this. I’d lose more than some toes with four dogs tearing at me. No telling what my Akita would bite off.

Chicago Tribune: Puppy Gnaws Off Baby’s Toes, Police Say

11 thoughts on “>Pupsuckle Toes?

  1. >They can't afford a crib or basinette for the baby but they have a fuckin puppy. Something seriously wrong here. I think there should be some sort of common sense test administered and anyone who fails is neutered.


  2. >i concur with juan, i wonder how much did they pay for the pitbull? the ghetto-mentality of being strong, ownership of pitbulls & rottis…at the same time renting from the man!


  3. >"what about buying some dog food?" – g-ghow about table scraps like that KFC famous bowl shit and a bed for baby…better yet, if i had a choice the baby would take MY bed and i'd sleep on the floor.what the fucks wrong with men these days? watching too many cartoons, playing video games in the middle of the day, when their asses need to be wurkin' and stop living with mama!


  4. >They need to be locked under the jail. How can anyone sleep that hard around an infant,and why the hell would you have a nasty ass dog around a new baby, JustTRIFLING.


  5. >No, no, Juan, I was just kidding…I agree with you whole-heartedly. I've often said that people need to take a test before they're allowed to conceive.We have to take a test before we can drive a car or go hunting, but anyone can be a parent.


  6. >Hate to admit this, but those folks live right here in my city. I told my mom it would make national news. I don't know what they were thinking. The doctors think the dog was hungry and probably thought he was nursing. I don't know why they didn't hear the baby scream/cry before the dog had the chance to bite off the other toes. The dog had no business in the same room as the baby anyway.


  7. >This little piggy went to market…this little piggy…wait, who in their right mind owns a pit bull again?On a different note, you all have to admit that baby toes are de-licious!


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