Do you suffer from bad hair days?
Hair looking limp and dry?
Want that fabulous lustre and shine put back in.
Well, I’ve got just what the doctor ordered, and it’s a new special formulation.
An upmarket London beauty salon says it can give your hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture that includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.
Hari’s in ritzy Chelsea offers a 45-minute “Aberdeen Organic Hair” treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client’s hair, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.
Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products — including wild avocados and truffle oil — before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.
“The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn’t smell,” Salem told the Metro newspaper. “It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick.”
He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.
I don’t see them letting short supply by the bulls get in the way of their money-making. I wonder if they plan on diluting the formula with a more readily available substitute.
Posted by Rich in Lo’s absence.