Come And Get It!

Do you suffer from bad hair days?

Hair looking limp and dry?

Want that fabulous lustre and shine put back in.

Well, I’ve got just what the doctor ordered, and it’s a new special formulation.

An upmarket London beauty salon says it can give your hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture that includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.

Hari’s in ritzy Chelsea offers a 45-minute “Aberdeen Organic Hair” treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client’s hair, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.

Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products — including wild avocados and truffle oil — before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.

“The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn’t smell,” Salem told the Metro newspaper. “It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick.”

He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.

I don’t see them letting short supply by the bulls get in the way of their money-making. I wonder if they plan on diluting the formula with a more readily available substitute.

Reuters: Getting fabulous hair takes a bit of bull … semen

Posted by Rich in Lo’s absence.

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47 thoughts on “Come And Get It!

  1. >I know you like it, my big bosomed love bunny. Hey Girly Girl I like the change in photo but can't you see I'm getting my mack on over here. I offered y'all some playground fun and both of you jumped off the swings, so just watch how the big kids play for now. This ride is too much fun to stop now.Now back to you "sticky". What were you saying?

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  2. >that must have been a bottle of sour grapes you had at lunch, girly_girl.balls is down with sticky, and vice versa. that's just the way it is. you passed when you had the chance. sour grapes aren't becoming someone as pretty as you. can't we all just get along?

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  3. >I'll give you one thing Girly Girl, I'm busting a gut laughing at you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rendezvous to prepare for. Heading for the gym so that I stay hard for my Sticky Girl. Smooches to all who have been entertained.

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  4. >That was FUNNY! Hey GG and Sheletha, look like y'all are a day late and a dollar short on this one. That whole spiel was hilarious. Looks like we have a new personality on the Lo Zone. I think this post count sets a new record too. Look at me, forever the nerd, thinking about business.

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