This must be “Really creepy creatures come out of the woodwork” Week…
An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a “monster” toad the size of a small dog.
With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer.
“It’s huge, to put it mildly,” he said. “The biggest toads are usually females but this one was a rampant male …I would hate to meet his big sister.”
A toad like this would probably turn into Mike Tyson if you kissed it.
Further proof of why misleading fairy tales have done their share to fill the heads of generations of women with hopeful tomfoolery that often ends up in relationships with way unrealistic expectations. But that’s another story, black.
…met up with this big fugly toad…
I guess you could call it…
It could be worse.