Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #3!!!

Time to play again!!! It’s the third entry in our literary polling game, Really Good Or Really Shitty!!!, where YOU DECIDE what’s shit

…or Shinola!!!

As always, remember my three muses


Big Willie


Lady T.

…and my high school teacher…


Mary and her husband Gareth

…Mary Pittman-Jones.

Alright everybody, LET’S PLAY THE GAME!!! Here’s today’s excerpt:

Even in a three ring circus, I’m sure you haven’t seen a man handle three women with such great mastery. These three women, combined with the few I had long distance made me the ultimate juggler. If this were a circus, the ringmaster would be working extra hard to keep up with the details of this performance. Be that as it may, that’s exactly the way I was living. At the time all of this was going down, the required skills were second nature to me. However, I must admit they took some time to develop, because being a player takes talent. You have to know how to appeal to different women at the same time, learn how to handle various female nuances, make sure you keep the stories from crossing, and above all else, you can never, and I do mean never, fall in love, ’cause that sort of thing can bring your act to a screeching halt.

Remember, this poll is completely anonymous. Vote without pity. Vote without shame.

Tomorrow…the results!!!*

*Update: This poll officially closed at the end of the day on Monday, April 2, 2007. The results will be posted on Tuesday, April 3rd!!!

Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #2: The Results!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #2!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty, Excerpt #1: The Results!!!
Previously: The Lo Zone: Really Good Or Really Shitty!!! Part 1 (Or, WWM3MS…What Would My 3 Muses Say?)

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