>At Long Last, A Bullshit Explanation.

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So you mean all that fighting could have been medically solved?

The most infamous feud in American folklore, the long-running battle between the Hatfields and McCoys, may be partly explained by a rare, inherited disease that can lead to hair-trigger rage and violent outbursts.

Dozens of McCoy descendants apparently have the disease, which causes high blood pressure, racing hearts, severe headaches and too much adrenaline and other “fight or flight” stress hormones.

No one blames the whole feud on this, but doctors say it could help explain some of the clan’s notorious behavior.

This is the funniest shyte ever. These bitches could have taken a pill and cancelled one of the greatest family wars of all-time.

Yeah, right. This is sounds like an advertisement for Paxil.

In the age of infotainment, I wouldn’t be surprised if this article was part ad, part truth. I can just hear the voiceover now…

“If they’d only had Paxil…”

AP: Disease underlies Hatfield-McCoy feud

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8 thoughts on “>At Long Last, A Bullshit Explanation.

  1. >Sistah Lo, I hope u have that idea copyrighted…when we start seeing it on the commercials I hope I can say – I "know" the woman who came up w/ that concept & she's getting PAID! 🙂

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  2. >well, if that don't beat all…(as they say in the south!)i tried to read the rest of the story, but it was so damn funny & stupid to even comprehend. now, all of a sudden, a "disease"…yeah, right.if that's the case, what's wrong with black people? ain't nobody studdin' us? why we killin' ourselves? ain't got no land. no pigs. none of that shit, but we be killing ourselves sumpthin' awful. for what? a piece of ass and/or a lil bit of money?if that ain't crazy or "diseased-infused"… (see, i ain't no doctor and the word even sounds good enuff to believe), …i don't know what is.sounds like to me the researchers of this "disease" has pull a "jedi mind trick" on these dumb crackers, probably with good ol' US taxpayer money on so called "research"!(as the docs drive away in a freshly purchased bentley continental gtc)gotta roll with the top down….go figure!…lol

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  3. >Wow…I've been gone all this time and now I come back and crackas are fair game. What the hell is going on here?A friend turned me on to the TV show "Scrubs" so I will provide the following in the voice of Dr. Cox (no jokes, Lo):"Anyone who believes the utter and complete bullshit sold by pharma companies needs to have their noggin examined. Probably more than once. Then they need some type of, really, incredible prescription to prevent them from, yes, as terrible as it sounds, (shaking head) thinking ever again in their lifetime. For all of you who find yourself suffering from Restless Leg Syndrome or Bleeding Anal Warts, feel free to suck up to the big drug companies because, well…because, it's FUN! And a complete waste of money. Most of you will perish from heart disease or cancer. Do yourselves a favor and stop watching drug commercials and, as crazy as it sounds, start taking care of yourselves. You're the only you you have and, regardless of eastern philosophy, there is no second go 'round. This is it. Make the best of it. The human condition dictates that we're all going to die. Only, in this universe called reality, you actually DO have a say in that final expiration date. Do yourselves a favor, do you kids and family a favor: Take care of yourselves. It's just that simple, gang.That's the end of my Cox writing, however I would advise you all not take "gang" literally. I don't think you're all gang members, although I AM white. Guess my Dr. Cox writing wasn't finished yet.When and where may I submit some of my script writing for the ultimate judgement?

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  4. >Alright, I won't wait for the afore-mentioned posting. If anyone here like or loved Mrs. Doubtfire, I've had a friend post my script in .pdf format at http://www.mrsdoubtfirereturns.com. You can read it there and then commence to assault me thereafter. This script actually went pretty far. To Pierce Brosnan's company, Irish Dreamtime. Then it was killed over at Fox, once and for all. Take a peek anyway. Let me know what you think.

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  5. >Matt is back!!! Matt is back!!! Sound the alarms, release the Kraken!!! (oops, that wasn't a racial stab, seriously) Matt is back!!!Boy, have we missed you and your always-hilarious take on things. So happy to see your cyber-face.As for your writing submissions, you can send them to me at my usual e-mail address and I'll happily sign you up for Really Good or Really Shitty.Welcome back!!!

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