Ahemm (clearing my throat), Can I have your attention please. You back there in the back, can I have your attention please. Thank You.
I’ve gathered you here today to share a bit of news. Ms. Files is taking care of some business matters and will return as soon as possible. In the meantime, she has asked that you excuse her presence. She is hoping to return soon, maybe tomorrow, maybe not until the beginning of the week. Nevertheless, as soon as it is humanly possible, she will return with more of her enlightening commentary, the continuation of Really Good – Really Shitty, and all the other material that you have come to love at The Lo Zone.
In the event she can’t return by tomorrow, I will once again be your gracious host.
I know, I know, but love me anyway.
Posted by Rich (subbing for Lo)