>Well, at least they didn’t get yanked off. This poor fella could have ended up as a man with no balls, and that’s a pretty sad thing, as sad things go.
A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.
SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.
“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.
The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.
“His partner.” Hmmm. Sounds like yet another set of balls. Hey, the more, the merrier.
Bring on the balls!!!