>Well, at least they didn’t get yanked off. This poor fella could have ended up as a man with no balls, and that’s a pretty sad thing, as sad things go.
A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.
SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.
“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.
The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.
“His partner.” Hmmm. Sounds like yet another set of balls. Hey, the more, the merrier.
Bring on the balls!!!
The Lo Zone 
>This is a f*cking disgrace. His partner, yuck. I'm going to have to change my name.
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>where do you find these things, LO. That is absolutely amazing.
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>I guess its safe to say he has glue balls… hee hee, get it, glue balls.
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>@MWB, I had laughed one day at your screenname cause you know some menz will be turned on. LOL.These fuckers are sick. I would jump them in the courtroom. LOL. Yeah, I know not wise. My dark side is heaving that ish. SMH.
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>denea…glue balls…no, i dont get it, but its still funny all the same.
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>glue balls… change the first letter to b and u've got blue. it was early what can i say. i know it was lame. lol
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>OUCH!!! I know that man NEVER wants to SEE another BIKE, EVER (nor super glue)!
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>All I can say is DAYUM!
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>Denea—Make a "L" with your thumb and forefinger and slowly raise it to your forehead.LOL
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>@ Sheletha..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!I know. It was bad. Very very very bad.:-)
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>it's ok, D…sometimes the paint fumes get to ya! LOL!
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>Sometimes I glue my own balls to bicycle seats. It's usually at Sears or in some local bike retailer. Hey, it's not like I'm using them…
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