1. Pa ain’t Pa.
2. Poison Ivy isn’t as harmless as it looks.
3. He/she’s not that great in bed.
4. Teeth don’t last forever.
5. Suspected criminal activity is all that’s needed to unmask the origin of hidden IP’s.
6. You married the wrong person and now you’re stuck.
7. Everybody can’t eat shellfish.
8. That wasn’t a benign pimple on dude’s peen.
9. The police arrive without warning.
and lastly…
*drumroll*
10. You wasted half the day blogging and doing dumb shit.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
The Lo Zone 
>and how!!!!
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>lol…I should have expected to laugh so that I wouldn't have just spit coffee on my monitor from reading this damn post…you are too much.great post though, I loveded it!
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>You know how I am about oral hygeine…please, Lo Zoners, take care of your teeth!!!
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>saadia…we all know about your teeth angst.
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>Well…it's true!!! That picture on the post of the bad teeth will probably give me nightmares!!!
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>LOL at the fuzz sneaking up with guns pointed, Will Smith's face, and stupid people who try to hide on the internet.About to head to Prospect Park, but I just wanted to say I LOVE THE LO ZONE! Mz Files you are my favorite author.Happy Friday back to you!
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>Is that herpes on that guy's peen? Yuck!Great post!
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>ROTFLMAO hahahaaaa happy friday!
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>Where did you get a photo of my penis?
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>That pee-pee is about the size of a pimple itself!
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>Great Post~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I luurved it too 🙂
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>have a great weekend all!
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>Have a great weekend, guys!!! Thanks for coming through!!!
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>just getting a chance to surf the blogosphere and you sassy ass has me dying over here with this post. Right now I'm cruising the web for free on Vegas WiFi … have a great weekend
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>Lo – this is hilarious! HILARIOUS! I can't stop laughing at the marriage part. I want to print this out and pass it out to my friends!
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>Feel free, dcsavvystar!!! Thanks for stopping by!!!
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