2. Poison Ivy isn’t as harmless as it looks.
3. He/she’s not that great in bed.
4. Teeth don’t last forever.
5. Suspected criminal activity is all that’s needed to unmask the origin of hidden IP’s.
6. You married the wrong person and now you’re stuck.
7. Everybody can’t eat shellfish.
8. That wasn’t a benign pimple on dude’s peen.
9. The police arrive without warning.
10. You wasted half the day blogging and doing dumb shit.