An elderly Turkish man was arrested in Austria on suspicion of shooting dead another Turk and cutting off his penis because he believed the victim was having an affair with his wife, police said Thursday.
A police statement said the 76-year-old Turk confronted the other man, 58, at a bus stop in Wimpassing near Vienna on Wednesday, shot him at close range, sliced off the man’s penis with a kitchen knife and laid it beside him before fleeing.
At least he had the courtesy to lay it next to the dead guy so it can be buried with him. What a disgrace it would have been to be laid to rest without it.
On that note, I wonder if men have their peens in the afterlife? What if it’s one big dick thing up there (or down there), too?
*You know you missed seeing that grilled dick.