>Are There Any Banks Like This In The States?

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Seriously.

A German bank manager gave loans to a woman for sex and then embezzled thousands of euros to buy the silence of her relatives, authorities said on Thursday.

When the man realized he could not offer the jobless woman a loan because of her poor credit history, he offered to lend her the money personally in return for sexual favors, said a spokesman for a court in the southern town of Tuebingen.

The 31-year-old then stole the money from the bank. The pair continued their arrangement for the next three years.

In total, the man diverted some 520,000 euros ($760,000) from clients’ accounts, of which he gave about 70,000 euros to the woman, and kept 40,000 euros for himself.

The biggest chunk of the cash went to her relatives who were blackmailing the bank manager, a married man with children. The manager had himself told her cousin about the sex deal.

Awww, how sweet. Where are these kind, sympathetic bank managers who’ll cut you a break (in exchange for “a little something in return”)? Hmmm?

Not that I’d (*cough*) wanna bank there. It’s just nice to know the option exists.*

*Just kidding…I’d never have sex for money!!! (…anymore**)

**Just kidding!!! Sheesh!!!

Reuters: Bank manager gives woman loans for sex

4 thoughts on “>Are There Any Banks Like This In The States?

  1. >Dude straight up got himself in a bind over this. Sounds like he was hustled by the family from giddy-up the minute he offered her sex for cash. She probably went home and told the family about it and the fix was in.

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  2. >Damn you mean to tell me all I had to do was do that big broad behind the counter and the loan would have went through… ? To think of all the ding a ling I have dished out and never got a dime … 750 g's this gee could have stomached it hahahahah.Too bad dude got the blackmailers on his tip … some folks is just greedy

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