>Because Nobody Burns ‘Em Like We Do!!!

>If you haven’t had the clap, crabs, chlamydia, or worse, well, you’re not doing your part as an American citizen. We’re setting records, impressive ones. So if you’re really down for your country, you just might be the reason we’re seeing such big, big numbers:

More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year—the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday.

[…]

Gonorrhea rates are jumping again after hitting a record low, and an increasing number of cases are caused by a “superbug” version resistant to common antibiotics.

Syphilis is rising, too. The rate of congenital syphilis—which can deform or kill babies—rose for the first time in 15 years.

Have you ever had one of these before?

If so, then we salute you for doing your part!!!

Aren’t you proud to be an American?

AP: U.S. sets record in sexual disease cases

10 thoughts on “>Because Nobody Burns ‘Em Like We Do!!!

  1. >Anyone who ever went to college has gotten chlamydia or something at least once, so if you were a part of the higher education system you probably did your part.

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  2. >I don't know what college kelly went to but I have a higher education and my cooch is, was, has always been disease free!EEEWWWWW!I was brought up that you should keep your cooch clean enough to eat off of (hehehehe…no pun intended).

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