>If you haven’t had the clap, crabs, chlamydia, or worse, well, you’re not doing your part as an American citizen. We’re setting records, impressive ones. So if you’re really down for your country, you just might be the reason we’re seeing such big, big numbers:
More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year—the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday.
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Gonorrhea rates are jumping again after hitting a record low, and an increasing number of cases are caused by a “superbug” version resistant to common antibiotics.
Syphilis is rising, too. The rate of congenital syphilis—which can deform or kill babies—rose for the first time in 15 years.
If so, then we salute you for doing your part!!!
Aren’t you proud to be an American?
The Lo Zone 
>your sense of humor is jaded and wicked … the devil made you write this one and I'm sitting in front of this laptop dying laughing …
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>That crab is icky! I can't imagine having that on my body.
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>I've done my part!!!!!
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>Anyone who ever went to college has gotten chlamydia or something at least once, so if you were a part of the higher education system you probably did your part.
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>I went to college and I never got chlamydia. Or crabs. Or the clap.I've never had VD at all. Does that mean I'm unAmerican?
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>Yes it does, Ginger. Now get out there and do your part for your country!
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>Ohmygah……this blog is fawkin hilarious!!
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>I would kill a mofo if he gave me crabs.
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>I don't know what college kelly went to but I have a higher education and my cooch is, was, has always been disease free!EEEWWWWW!I was brought up that you should keep your cooch clean enough to eat off of (hehehehe…no pun intended).
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>Umh! This is the first time that "NOT" being one in a million is a complement! Thank you Je-SUS!I'm moving to Canada (not to be mistakin for canida – nasty)only on the Lo Zone!Lara: I would help u kill a mofo just on sistahood principle!
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