Spitzer Prostitution Scandal: NY Gov Admits Links To Sex Ring
He was the one good man in New York politics (alright, alright, Bloomberg’s cool, too), a shining moral light, the state’s very own (seemingly) incorruptible Mr. Smith. *sigh* I guess no man is impervious to helping himself to some outside peeper. Even those who champion the people. Oh well.*
*I’m so glad I don’t have a peen. I’d probably be sticking it in everything moving. What? I’m a Libra. That’s the sensitive artist in me talking!
Update: Wait! He apologized! Maybe he won’t resign! He looks so matter-of-fact, even in his apology. Like he’s saying, “What, n*@@a, what!?!” He took no questions from the press, then dismissed them with a quick, “I will get back to you in short order.” Translation: “So step off, bitches! That is all.” I love it! (They’ll still probably call for his resignation, though.)
His wife’s interior monologue as she stares over his shoulder: “No this muthafucka didn’t put me in this position. Where’s The Monster? Maybe she can give me some advice on how to handle this shit.“
5 thoughts on “>The Power Of The Peeper.”
>I'll bet this was the grand scheme of one of the many embittered people he took down on Wall Street.
>Hoe pussy trumps everything. Few men can resist.
>'Hoe pussy'? Hahahahahahahahaha! 'Hoe pussy'?Outstanding.
>This is such a shame. Everybody thought Spitzer was a teflon don way above the sleazy stuff most politicians do. I guess everyone has an achille's heel and his was high paid hookers.
>She probably has all kinds of thoughts in her head, because I know some PR person told her, "stand there and try not to choke him." The issue bigger than the hookers will be around his wife, and how she is setting a bad example for women.