Cum!!! That’s what’s coming to dinner!!! Meals made with cum!!! A whole cookbook of ’em, like, ooh, this yummy-cummy flan on the cover…

…or these oyster shells filled with busted nuts that are sure to be the talk of any festive dinner party.

It’s the perfect gift for the girl who just can’t get enough of her man, or for the fella who’s too lazy and/or cheap to get up and fetch his girl some McDonald’s afterwards and tells her to whip up something with “the leftovers” instead. Buy one for someone you love to taste!!!

Here’s a sample recipe, just to whet your appetite:

ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes

Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.

Happy Holidays. Eat and drink up.

*I figured that since I haven’t posted all week, I’d do one that would leave a strong taste in your mouth lasting effect over the weekend. I first read about this a couple of weeks ago, but better late than never. Personally, I would beat the shit out of anyone who ever tried to serve me something with this ingredient, especially without telling me, I don’t care how delicious it looks. I don’t like surprises, and I especially don’t like them in my food.

**I hate to say it, but you just know this is something white people came up with. I’m not saying black folks don’t, um, swallow (whether intentionally or accidentally), but we’ll eat a pig’s ass—as long as it’s fried, pickled, or boiled—before we’ll cook and eat something chock-full of cum.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-based Recipes